{"product_id":"funny-lesbian-greeting-card-shall-we-scissor","title":"\"Shall We (Scissor)?\" Funny Lesbian Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eTo begin with, add a fabulous, tongue-in-cheek twist to your romantic gestures. You absolutely need this \"Shall We (Scissor)?\" \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"127\"\u003efunny lesbian greeting card\u003c\/strong\u003e. This standout Bad Betty Greeting Co. creation celebrates queer love with a delightfully bold sense of humor. It is incredibly perfect for Valentine’s Day, a special anniversary, or just an average Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWhy Pick This Funny Lesbian Greeting Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-26 citation-end-26\"\u003eFurthermore, the brilliantly quirky design features a Victorian-styled woman holding ridiculously large scissors.\u003c\/span\u003e This creates an irresistible combination of vintage charm and modern innuendo. It is a playful, dirty way to keep the spark alive. The retro artwork adds an unexpected layer of wit to the wonderfully cheeky punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_bff6d45f0fd7de99-29\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003ePremium Eco-Friendly Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eAdditionally, this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"19\"\u003efunny lesbian greeting card\u003c\/strong\u003e offers exceptional quality alongside the raunchy laughs. Here are the precise specifications for this fantastic cheeky gift:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium Soft-Touch Recycled Cardstock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-25\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-25 citation-end-25\"\u003e A2 Size (Includes 4-3\/8 by 5-3\/4 inch Kraft envelope).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_bff6d45f0fd7de99-30\" data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Precision Laser Cut for a clean aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/strong\u003e Completely blank for your naughty messages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Proudly printed in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eWicked Modern Romance Pairings\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eUltimately, you can easily elevate your gifting game for that special someone. Try pairing this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"96\"\u003efunny lesbian greeting card\u003c\/strong\u003e with our Energy Clearing Aura Quartz Wand. This brings excellent high-vibe clarity to your relationship. For a final touch of dark elegance, add some Opium Scented Black Tealights to set the perfect romantic mood!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52449617051953,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_3qo0b93qo0b93qo0.jpg?v=1791770179","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/funny-lesbian-greeting-card-shall-we-scissor","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}