{"product_id":"funny-gay-birthday-card","title":"Funny Gay Birthday Card | \"Superhero Harness\" Greeting","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: saving the world is great, but looking incredibly good while doing it is obviously much better. You desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"163\"\u003efunny gay birthday card\u003c\/strong\u003e to celebrate your favorite queer superhero—or just your wonderfully slutty best friend. Not all heroes wear capes; some just prefer a little leather. This delightfully unapologetic greeting perfectly blends vintage comic book aesthetics with top-tier LGBTQ+ humor, ensuring your gift is the highlight of the pregame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy This Funny Gay Birthday Card is Bestie Approved\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFurthermore, a basic drugstore card just isn't going to cut it for a wild night out. Why settle for generic, boring well-wishes when you can hand over a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"153\"\u003efunny gay birthday card\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually matches his unapologetic, sassy era? Featuring a retro pop-art illustration of a muscular, scantily clad man soaring through a starry sky, he is perfectly accessorized for a mission to Mars (or the local dance floor). Decked out in blue thigh-high boots, gloves, a bubble space helmet, a jetpack, and a very strappy body harness, this card makes the dirty joke land perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Not All Heroes Wear Capes\" Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eAdditionally, the bold text on the front sets up the absolute perfect joke: \"YOU WEAR A HARNESS SO YOU CAN FLY, SAVE LIVES, FIGHT CRIME...\". It leaves the inside completely blank so you can deliver the inevitable, hilarious punchline yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eCheck out the coordinates for your next iconic birthday gift:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTheme\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003eCheeky LGBTQ+ Humor \/ Vintage Pop-Art\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOccasion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003eBirthday \/ Pre-game \/ Wild Night Out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003eMuscular superhero in a harness, thigh-highs, \u0026amp; jetpack\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFront Text\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,1,0\"\u003e\"You wear a harness so you can fly, save lives, fight crime...\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,1,0\"\u003eBlank for your personal, unfiltered punchline\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,1,0\"\u003eUnapologetic, hilarious, and completely iconic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eUltimately, it’s time to stop giving boring cards and start celebrating his special day in style. 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