{"product_id":"funny-friendship-card","title":"Funny Friendship Card | \"No Wine In Prison\" Greeting","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: we all have those days where we are hanging on by a single, heavily caffeinated thread. When your best friend is on their very last nerve—whether it’s because of a horrible boss, a dramatic ex, or just a classic Tuesday—you desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"287\"\u003efunny friendship card\u003c\/strong\u003e to talk them off the ledge. This hilariously blunt greeting is the ultimate reality check, bringing a little much-needed perspective to an incredibly stressful day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy This Funny Friendship Card is a Top-Tier Intervention\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFurthermore, your best friend's mental breakdown deserves an intervention with actual style. Why settle for generic \"hang in there\" platitudes when you can hand over a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"168\"\u003efunny friendship card\u003c\/strong\u003e that delivers the most practical, grounding piece of advice a friend could possibly give? Featuring a fabulously retro illustration of two impeccably dressed women who look like they have all the answers, the vintage 1950s floral aesthetic perfectly contrasts with the deeply unhinged (yet highly accurate) modern advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Keep Them Out of a Jumpsuit\" Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eAdditionally, the cut-out, typewriter-style text loudly declares: \"Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison.\" It leaves the inside completely blank so you can write your own words of wisdom, making it the absolute perfect pairing for a giant, generously poured glass of their favorite Pinot Noir.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eCheck out the coordinates for your next emergency venting session:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTheme\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003eSassy Friendship \/ The Ultimate Reality Check\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOccasion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003eBad Days, Breakups, or completely chaotic Tuesdays\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003eImpeccably dressed 1950s women with a floral aesthetic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTypography\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,1,0\"\u003eCut-out, typewriter-style text (\"Before you lose your shit...\")\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,1,0\"\u003eBlank for your personal, unfiltered pep talk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,1,0\"\u003eHilarious, grounding, and delightfully unhinged\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eUltimately, it’s time to stop letting your favorite people make questionable decisions when they are stressed. 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