{"product_id":"freak-flag-greeting-card","title":"Freak Flag Greeting Card | Bold \u0026 Funny NSFW Note","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: \"normal\" is just a setting on a dryer, not an actual lifestyle. You desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"131\"\u003e\"freak flag\" greeting card\u003c\/strong\u003e because most traditional greeting cards are entirely too beige and boring. If you and your friends prefer your sentiments served with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of \"did they really just write that?\", this bold, NSFW note is your new go-to. It isn’t just a piece of stationery; it’s a literal permission slip to be 100% unapologetic. Whether you are celebrating a questionable birthday, a wild wedding (for the truly adventurous couple), or just reminding someone that their specific brand of weird is your absolute favorite, this card effortlessly cuts through the sugar-coating and gets straight to the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy This \"Freak Flag\" Greeting Card is a Total Vibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFurthermore, your relationships are built on unfiltered honesty, so your correspondence should be, too. Why settle for a generic, mass-produced poem when you can hand over a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"174\"\u003e\"freak flag\" greeting card\u003c\/strong\u003e prepared with a healthy dose of cheeky humor? It is the ultimate unfiltered expression designed specifically for the friend who isn't easily offended. Because it is completely blank on the inside, we provide the bold exterior vibe, and you provide the highly inappropriate details. It is a birthday card, a \"congrats\" note, and a \"thinking of you\" message all wrapped into one glorious package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Unapologetic\" Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eAdditionally, it comes fully equipped with a matching envelope, meaning it is completely ready to be hand-delivered or mailed off to your favorite partner in crime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eCheck out the coordinates for your new favorite piece of chaotic stationery:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003e13 cm × 10 cm (Compact and high-impact)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003e0.01 kg (Featherlight)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003eBlank for your personal (and likely inappropriate) message\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIncluded\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,1,0\"\u003e1 Greeting Card + 1 Matching Envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApplication\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,1,0\"\u003eBirthdays, weddings, or random acts of weirdness\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,1,0\"\u003eUnfiltered, bold, and mostly NSFW\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eUltimately, it’s time to stop being overly polite and start being real. 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