{"product_id":"corn-poop-plush","title":"Corn Poop Plush - The \"I Ate Corn Yesterday\" Mascot","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe know, we know—this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"22\"\u003eCorn Poop Plush\u003c\/strong\u003e is super corny, but he’s absolutely thrilled about yesterday’s dinner! In 2026, it is time to embrace the hilarity of the human digestive system with a mascot that isn't afraid to show its true colors. With a literal shit-eating grin and realistic 3D corn details, this poop-themed plushie is officially \"stinkin’ cute\" and ready to move into your collection today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eWhy This Corn Poop Plush is the Ultimate Gag Gift\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWhether you are looking to prank a roommate, brighten up a bathroom shelf, or win the \"most questionable\" award at your 2026 office Secret Santa, this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"151\"\u003eCorn Poop Plush\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers. He embodies the spirit of honesty—because let's be real, we've all been there. Crafted from high-quality, ultra-soft fabric, he is surprisingly huggable for something that represents a biological byproduct. Add a dash of irreverent humor to your space right now with this cheeky companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThis Punchkin doesn't just sit there; he makes a statement. His 3D textured corn kernels and wide, optimistic eyes suggest that while yesterday's meal is a memory, the results are here to stay. It is the perfect gift for the person in your life who never outgrew toilet humor or for anyone who needs a soft, squishy reminder that life (and dinner) eventually passes. 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