{"product_id":"coffin-dodger-card","title":"Funny Birthday Greeting Coffin Dodger Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eForget the gentle \"older and wiser\" nonsense this year. You absolutely need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"81\"\u003ecoffin dodger card\u003c\/strong\u003e for your delightfully weird best friend today. When your sibling or partner turns another year older, you need a greeting that truly honors their stubborn, relentless refusal to kick the bucket. Ultimately, this hilariously offensive stationery delivers the absolute ultimate birthday roast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eRoast Your Bestie With This Coffin Dodger Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThis unapologetically blunt greeting features a dark background completely covered in a wonderfully festive pattern of colorful, lit birthday cakes. Furthermore, plastered right over the bright celebration in bold, blocky white lettering is the absolute true sentiment. It aggressively screams \"HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA COFFIN DODGING OXYGEN THIEF!\" for maximum comedic impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eConsequently, this hilariously offensive aesthetic creates a fantastic, ironic contrast with the deeply aggressive message. It is the absolute perfect dark humor gift for the friend who deeply appreciates a top-tier, wildly inappropriate insult. Treat your favorite stubborn survivor to this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"292\"\u003ecoffin dodger card\u003c\/strong\u003e right now. Hand it over, light the candles, and celebrate their relentless, continued existence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eOffensive Specs \u0026amp; Hilarious Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHilariously Offensive:\u003c\/strong\u003e The absolute perfect dark humor gift for friends who appreciate top-tier, wildly inappropriate insults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBold Aesthetic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a cheerful birthday cake pattern that creates a fantastic, ironic contrast with the aggressive text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold white lettering loudly reads: \"HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA COFFIN DODGING OXYGEN THIEF!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBestie Approved:\u003c\/strong\u003e Guaranteed to get a massive laugh or a middle finger from anyone sharing your unhinged humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deeply aggressive, unapologetically blunt, and perfectly suited for their stubborn survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Faire","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52259747758385,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Funny-Birthday-Greeting-Coffin-Dodger-Card-Faire-1042041.png?v=1773845218","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/coffin-dodger-card","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}