{"product_id":"chia-morty-smith-planter-rick-and-morty","title":"Chia Morty Smith Planter - Rick and Morty \"Aw Geez\" Kit","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\"Aw geez, Rick! I’m... I’m a botanical specimen!\" If Morty thought his life was stressful before, wait until he has a colony of seeds sprouting out of his skull. The \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"166\"\u003eChia Morty Smith Planter\u003c\/strong\u003e turns everyone’s favorite anxious sidekick into a thriving piece of pottery. Whether he’s sitting on your desk or your kitchen counter, Morty is ready to trade his interdimensional trauma for a lush, leafy \"hair-do\" in just a couple of weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eFast-Acting Foliage: The Chia Morty Smith Planter\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eYou don't need a high IQ to grow this one. Watch Morty go from \"bald and worried\" to \"green and glorious\" in just 7 to 14 days. The \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"132\"\u003eChia Morty Smith Planter\u003c\/strong\u003e is a handmade pottery vessel that uses the same classic technique that has turned pop-culture icons green for decades. It’s the ultimate low-maintenance desk companion—perfect for those of us who tend to kill even the most resilient plastic plants. Just soak, spread the seeds, and watch the chlorophyll take over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eInfinite Timelines (And Plantings)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eIn a multiverse of infinite possibilities, your \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"48\"\u003eChia Morty Smith Planter\u003c\/strong\u003e is fully reusable. Once Morty’s green mane has reached its peak, simply wash off the pottery, grab some fresh seeds, and start the cycle over again. The full kit comes with everything you need: the handmade pottery planter, a convenient plastic drip tray, and enough chia seeds for three full plantings. It’s the perfect way to add some interdimensional flair to your space without having to jump through a portal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0\"\u003e\"Aw geez, it actually looks kinda... nice?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love This Botanical Sidekick:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIconic Anxiety:\u003c\/strong\u003e A unique pottery planter that perfectly captures Morty’s classic look—now with 100% more chlorophyll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"18,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRapid Results:\u003c\/strong\u003e Enjoy a full head of green \"hair\" in just 1–2 weeks with zero stress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"18,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eComplete Kit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Includes a handmade planter, drip tray, and 3 seed packets (enough for 3 full growth cycles).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"18,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEasy Maintenance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Follow the simple 6-step instructions for a perfect sprout every time—even a Jerry could do it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"19\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCharacter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"20,1,1,0\"\u003eMorty Smith (\u003cem data-path-to-node=\"20,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003eRick and Morty\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"20,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"20,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGrowth Time\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"20,2,1,0\"\u003eFull sprout in 7–14 days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"20,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"20,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"20,3,1,0\"\u003eHandmade Porous Pottery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"20,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"20,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKit Includes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"20,4,1,0\"\u003ePlanter, Drip Tray, and 3 Seed Packets\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"20,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"20,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"20,5,1,0\"\u003ePerfectly Awkward \u0026amp; Hilariously Green\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Big Mouth","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52259744874801,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Chia-Morty-Smith-Planter-Rick-and-Morty-_Aw-Geez_-Kit-Big-Mouth-1036199.png?v=1773845198","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/chia-morty-smith-planter-rick-and-morty","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}