{"product_id":"bitches-and-hoes-christmas-card","title":"Funny Bitches And Hoes Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eDitch those painfully boring, generic holiday greetings entirely. You desperately need this beautifully bizarre \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"112\"\u003eBitches And Hoes Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e for your chaotic squad. This delightfully cheeky stationery perfectly captures a wonderfully weird, pun-filled twist on traditional seasonal sentiments. Furthermore, it violently rejects the painfully mundane illusion of peaceful, solemn winter wishes. You can proudly unleash your beautifully sarcastic, unapologetically naughty energy to your favorite friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eSend Chaos With This Bitches And Hoes Christmas Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis beautifully sarcastic masterpiece features a fabulous vintage red sketch of dignified dogs wearing festive Santa hats next to literal garden hoes. Additionally, the wonderfully blank interior easily accommodates your most chaotic, inappropriate holiday rants. This wonderfully weird \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"288\"\u003eBitches And Hoes Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e ruthlessly refuses to be polite; instead, it flawlessly celebrates your squad's absolute madness with the ultimate double-entendre. Your delightfully twisted bestie will absolutely devour this hilariously honest seasonal stationery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eEvery delightfully dark friend group absolutely requires a remarkably funny pick-me-up for the holidays. Grab this beautifully bizarre greeting to completely escape mundane winter traditions today. Ultimately, it makes an incredibly thoughtful gift for anyone firmly planted on the naughty list. Add this deliciously cheeky paper tribute to your quirky cart right now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe Deliciously Dark Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e A wonderfully weird vintage illustration of festive dogs perfectly paired with literal garden hoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wonderfully blank inside for your beautifully bizarre, unapologetically inappropriate holiday wishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAesthetic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Delightfully sarcastic retro styling with pale-green polka dots and a bold red border.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wonderfully weird, deliciously cheeky, and completely unapologetically hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Smitten Kitten","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52398948745521,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Funny-Bitches-And-Hoes-Christmas-Card-Smitten-Kitten-1719588.webp?v=1773853353","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/bitches-and-hoes-christmas-card","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}