{"product_id":"bitch-please-birthday-card","title":"Bitch Please Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: counting candles is strictly for people with way too much time on their hands. You desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"146\"\u003ebitch please birthday card\u003c\/strong\u003e for the friend who flat-out refuses to age, the bestie who is eternally fabulous, or anyone who treats their actual birth year like a highly classified government file. Trading boring, polite birthday greetings for a heavy dose of sass, this cheeky statement piece is the absolute perfect way to say \"Happy Birthday\" with a serious wink and a side of unapologetic attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This Bitch Please Birthday Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eFurthermore, your inner circle's \"no-filter\" dynamic deserves a greeting that looks just as expensive as they do. Why settle for a generic drugstore joke when you can have a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"174\"\u003ebitch please birthday card\u003c\/strong\u003e that is digitally printed and beautifully finished with glamorous gold foil? It adds a massive touch of high-end flair to a classic low-blow joke. Plus, crafted with eco-conscious materials, it comes paired with a sun-drenched, bright yellow Green Seal® Certified envelope that practically glows in the mailbox. The completely blank interior gives you plenty of space to write your own highly classified, cheeky message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGlamorous Specifications and Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eAdditionally, proudly designed and printed in Canada—because high-quality shade is a Canadian specialty—this premium stationery is perfectly sized to deliver maximum impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eCheck out the exact coordinates for this sassy greeting:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,1,1,0\"\u003eDigital Print + Glamorous Gold Foil Accents\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,2,1,0\"\u003e4.25” x 5.5” (Standard A2 Size)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,3,1,0\"\u003eSassy, relatable, and unapologetically \"no-filter\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEnvelope\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,4,1,0\"\u003eBright Yellow Green Seal® Certified envelope included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,5,1,0\"\u003eBlank (Ready for your own cheeky birthday message)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,6,1,0\"\u003eDesigned and printed with pride in Canada 🇨🇦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eUltimately, delivering high-quality shade is an absolute necessity for your fabulous bestie's big day. 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