{"product_id":"albert-einstein-lip-balm-unflavored","title":"Einstein Lip Balm | Unflavored Theory of Soft Lips","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: they say genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, but absolutely nobody mentions the 100% chance of chapped lips when you are busy overthinking everything. You desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"229\"\u003eEinstein lip balm\u003c\/strong\u003e to solve the most pressing equation in your daily routine: Dryness + Neglect = Discomfort. This unflavored wonder will not help you win a Nobel Prize, but it will certainly help you crack the code for smoother, smarter-looking lips. 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