{"product_id":"70s-bush-soap","title":"70s Bush Soap | Triple-Milled Retro Novelty Bar","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: modern grooming standards are utterly exhausting, and sometimes you just want to embrace the untamed glory of the past. You desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"187\"\u003e\"70s Bush\" soap\u003c\/strong\u003e to add a blast from the past to your daily shower routine. Wrapped in a vibrant, vintage-style box featuring hilarious graphics on every single side, this soap is the ultimate nostalgic tribute to an era that absolutely was not afraid of a little extra... texture. Whether you are hunting for a standout housewarming gag gift or just want to deeply confuse visitors in your guest bathroom, this groovy little number is a guaranteed conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy This \"70s Bush\" Soap is a Groovy Essential\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFurthermore, your novelty gifts shouldn't actually \u003cem data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"51\"\u003ebe\u003c\/em\u003e garbage. Why settle for a cheap, skin-stripping drugstore wash when you can have a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"137\"\u003e\"70s Bush\" soap\u003c\/strong\u003e that is genuinely high-quality? Do not let the cheeky, retro packaging fool you; inside this hilarious box is a premium, triple-milled bar designed to produce a luxurious, creamy lather that significantly outlasts standard soaps. It is a bold, highly functional addition to your bathroom that will leave you smelling infinitely better than an actual 1970s basement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Groovy Clean\" Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eAdditionally, remember that Ziya Blue is ready to get your groove on fast—we ship these beauties out within 24 hours on weekdays, and you can score absolutely FREE shipping on all orders over $100!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eCheck out the coordinates for your new favorite bathroom accessory:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eQuality\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003eTriple-Milled for a Dense, Creamy Lather\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNet Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003e3 oz of Premium High-Quality Soap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003e7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L (Substantial Box Size)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,1,0\"\u003eHilarious 70s Retro-Themed Graphics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApplication\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,1,0\"\u003eGuest Bathrooms \u0026amp; Hilarious Gag Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,1,0\"\u003eNostalgic, bold, and unapologetically groovy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eUltimately, it’s time to stop taking your bathroom decor so seriously and start getting a groovy kind of clean. 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