{"title":"Unique Birthday Cards: Greetings for Every Personality","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eCelebrate with \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eUnique Birthday Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTo begin with\u003c\/strong\u003e, welcome to our wonderful collection of stationery for every celebration. Explore our carefully curated selection of \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"131\"\u003eunique birthday cards\u003c\/strong\u003e. If you love sending thoughtful messages, you are in the exact right place. Our shop truly celebrates the joy of sharing special moments with others.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFurthermore\u003c\/strong\u003e, we offer a wonderfully weird range of designs for everyone. Upgrade your gift-giving with our incredibly cool and artistic cards. You can also find dark, spooky, and science-themed greetings here. Every single piece is meticulously crafted to make your loved ones smile on their big day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eFind the Perfect Message\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIn addition\u003c\/strong\u003e, finding the perfect sentiment for a friend has never been easier. Treat someone special to our top-rated \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"118\"\u003eunique birthday cards\u003c\/strong\u003e. From gothic illustrations to funny jokes, we truly have something for every single unique aesthetic. Your friends will certainly appreciate these beautifully creative and hand-picked designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUltimately\u003c\/strong\u003e, dive into our fantastic world of paper goods today. Our carefully chosen stationery will easily delight anyone who loves to write. Celebrate your wonderfully unique connections with us. Shop our delightfully eclectic collection right now to find your absolute favorite ways to say happy birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"coffin-dodger-card","title":"Funny Birthday Greeting Coffin Dodger Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eForget the gentle \"older and wiser\" nonsense this year. You absolutely need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"81\"\u003ecoffin dodger card\u003c\/strong\u003e for your delightfully weird best friend today. When your sibling or partner turns another year older, you need a greeting that truly honors their stubborn, relentless refusal to kick the bucket. Ultimately, this hilariously offensive stationery delivers the absolute ultimate birthday roast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eRoast Your Bestie With This Coffin Dodger Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThis unapologetically blunt greeting features a dark background completely covered in a wonderfully festive pattern of colorful, lit birthday cakes. Furthermore, plastered right over the bright celebration in bold, blocky white lettering is the absolute true sentiment. It aggressively screams \"HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA COFFIN DODGING OXYGEN THIEF!\" for maximum comedic impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eConsequently, this hilariously offensive aesthetic creates a fantastic, ironic contrast with the deeply aggressive message. It is the absolute perfect dark humor gift for the friend who deeply appreciates a top-tier, wildly inappropriate insult. Treat your favorite stubborn survivor to this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"292\"\u003ecoffin dodger card\u003c\/strong\u003e right now. Hand it over, light the candles, and celebrate their relentless, continued existence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eOffensive Specs \u0026amp; Hilarious Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHilariously Offensive:\u003c\/strong\u003e The absolute perfect dark humor gift for friends who appreciate top-tier, wildly inappropriate insults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBold Aesthetic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a cheerful birthday cake pattern that creates a fantastic, ironic contrast with the aggressive text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold white lettering loudly reads: \"HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA COFFIN DODGING OXYGEN THIEF!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBestie Approved:\u003c\/strong\u003e Guaranteed to get a massive laugh or a middle finger from anyone sharing your unhinged humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deeply aggressive, unapologetically blunt, and perfectly suited for their stubborn survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Faire","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52259747758385,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Funny-Birthday-Greeting-Coffin-Dodger-Card-Faire-85205810.png?v=1773845219"},{"product_id":"funny-gay-birthday-card","title":"Funny Gay Birthday Card | \"Superhero Harness\" Greeting","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: saving the world is great, but looking incredibly good while doing it is obviously much better. 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Check out the exact details for your hilarious new \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"215\"\u003eSuper Gay Birthday Card\u003c\/strong\u003e below:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFront Message\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003e\"You know you are super gay if you say Blanche first.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInside Message\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003eSimply reads: \"Happy Birthday\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003e4.5\" W x 7.25\" H (Includes a classic white envelope)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Origin\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,1,0\"\u003eCharming vintage flat finish; Proudly crafted in Canada\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,1,0\"\u003e11 g \/ 0.39 oz (Perfectly lightweight for easy gifting)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eUltimately, it is time to stop buying boring drugstore greetings. 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Featuring an adorable design that radiates pure joy, this greeting trades stuffy traditionalism for a heavy sprinkle of whimsy. It is the absolute perfect way to deliver a smile and remind them that they are, undeniably, your favorite cutie pie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This Happy Birthday Cutie Pie Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eFurthermore, a truly special birthday shouldn't be boxed in by a pre-written, generic poem that sounds like it was drafted by a corporate committee. Why settle for a basic hallmark special when you can have a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"209\"\u003ehappy birthday cutie pie card\u003c\/strong\u003e that is completely blank inside? It provides a flawless clean slate, leaving you all the space in the world to craft your own heartfelt messages, share a hilarious inside joke, or write a hyper-specific list of reasons why you adore them. Plus, each card comes snugly packed with a high-quality envelope in a surprise color—adding a fun, unpredictable touch to your delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhimsical Specifications and Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eAdditionally, proudly made in the United Kingdom, this card is perfectly sized to deliver maximum joy while remaining lightweight enough to easily slip into a gift bag or send via standard letter post.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eCheck out the exact coordinates for this sweet stationery:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,1,1,0\"\u003eSweet \"Cutie Pie\" Theme\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,2,1,0\"\u003e114 x 162 mm (Pure joy in paper form)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,3,1,0\"\u003eBlank (Ready for your customized heartfelt or hilarious wishes)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePackaging\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,4,1,0\"\u003eProtected in a cellobag with a surprise-color envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,5,1,0\"\u003eProudly made in the United Kingdom\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,6,1,0\"\u003e15 g (0.53 oz)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eUltimately, the absolute sweetest person in your life deserves a greeting that matches their delightful energy. Do not let their big day pass by with a boring, predictable piece of paper. Add this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"197\"\u003ehappy birthday cutie pie card\u003c\/strong\u003e to your Ziya Blue cart today and get ready to deliver a masterpiece of pure, whimsical affection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bite Your Granny","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52433526260017,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Happy-Birthday-Cutie-Pie-Card-Bite-Your-Granny-1808762.png?v=1773846995"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-from-the-dog-card-greeting","title":"Happy Birthday From The Dog Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: the dog is probably their favorite family member anyway, so you might as well give the people what they want. You desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"177\"\u003ehappy birthday from the dog card\u003c\/strong\u003e to ensure their favorite furry friend gets the proper credit for celebrating their big day. Featuring an adorable pup design, this greeting trades stuffy human traditionalism for top-tier canine charm. It is the absolute perfect way to deliver birthday joy on behalf of the one resident who constantly begs for table scraps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This Happy Birthday From The Dog Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eFurthermore, considering a dog literally cannot hold a pen, a pre-written, overly sentimental poem inside the card makes absolutely zero sense. 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Plus, each card comes with a high-quality envelope in a surprise color—adding a delightful, unpredictable touch to your delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFurry Friend Specifications and Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eAdditionally, this card is perfectly sized to deliver maximum joy while remaining lightweight enough to easily slip into a gift bag alongside a new chew toy, or send via standard letter post.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eCheck out the exact coordinates for this adorable stationery:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,1,1,0\"\u003eAdorable Furry Friend \/ Dog Theme\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,2,1,0\"\u003e114 x 162 mm (Ideal for dog lovers)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,3,1,0\"\u003eBlank (Ready for your customized paw prints and messages)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePackaging\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,4,1,0\"\u003eProtected in a cellobag with a surprise-color envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,5,1,0\"\u003e15 g (0.53 oz)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eUltimately, the ultimate dog parent deserves a greeting that directly honors their favorite four-legged roommate. Do not let their birthday pass by with a boring, predictable piece of human paper. Add this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"206\"\u003ehappy birthday from the dog card\u003c\/strong\u003e to your Ziya Blue cart today and get ready to deliver a masterpiece of puppy love.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bite Your Granny","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52433527931185,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Happy-Birthday-From-The-Dog-Card-Bite-Your-Granny-3591117.png?v=1773846994"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-witch-card-pretty-wicked","title":"Happy Birthday Witch Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: your favorite coven member deserves way more than a basic, boring floral card on their special day. 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