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Furthermore, these \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"132\"\u003eunique bath accessories\u003c\/strong\u003e feature everything from incredibly cool, witty accents to dark, delightfully spooky, and science-themed bath products. Every single piece is meticulously crafted to instantly make your groggy morning wash significantly more entertaining, expressive, and fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eFinding the absolute perfect present for a delightfully weird friend has genuinely never been easier. Consequently, treating someone special to our top-rated quirky treasures ensures they will completely adore these beautifully creative, hand-picked finds. From gorgeous gothic bath salts to highly hilarious novelty soaps, we truly have something for everyone. Treat your favorite self-care enthusiast to our fantastic world of bubbles and laughter right now. Dive into our carefully chosen supplies and easily celebrate your wonderfully unique personality today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWitty Specs \u0026amp; Self-Care Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eQuirky Self-Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Explore a wonderfully unique selection of hilarious, refreshing wonders to effortlessly elevate your boring tub.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEclectic Aesthetic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brilliantly features everything from delightfully dark, spooky bath salts to incredibly funny novelty soaps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEntertaining Mornings:\u003c\/strong\u003e Meticulously crafted to effortlessly make your daily wash routine significantly more expressive and fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Present:\u003c\/strong\u003e Effortlessly takes the stressful guesswork out of finding a wonderfully creative, funny gift for your favorite weirdo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wonderfully quirky, incredibly refreshing, and unapologetically ready to confidently celebrate your completely unique bathroom aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"70s-bush-soap","title":"70s Bush Soap | Triple-Milled Retro Novelty Bar","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: modern grooming standards are utterly exhausting, and sometimes you just want to embrace the untamed glory of the past. 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Get a little poetry, a little whimsey, and a little drama with every single reapplication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eCheck out the coordinates for your new favorite poetic accessory:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTheme\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003eShakespearean Romance \/ Book Lover Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003eLuscious, sweet, fresh-picked pear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFormulation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003eUltra-moisturizing and hydrating for year-round use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSecret Feature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,1,0\"\u003eUnroll the wrapper for a hidden literary excerpt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eExcerpt Included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,1,0\"\u003eThe iconic balcony scene from \u003cem data-path-to-node=\"11,5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"30\"\u003eRomeo and Juliet\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,1,0\"\u003eWhimsical, poetic, and deliciously dramatic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eUltimately, it’s time to stop letting your lips suffer a tragic, dry fate and start savoring a favorite writer's work instead. Do not let your pout remain tragically un-moisturized for another second. Add the \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"209\"\u003eliterary lip balm\u003c\/strong\u003e to your Ziya Blue cart today and leave a lasting mark!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52259822108977,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Literary-Lip-Balm-_-_Pear-of-Star-Cross_d-Lovers_-Romeo-_-Juliet-Unemployed-Philosophers-Guild-1246395.webp?v=1773853048"},{"product_id":"sarcastic-vegan-soap","title":"\"I Love That For You\" | Sarcastic Vegan Soap","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: we all have that one friend whose deeply questionable life choices force you to smile, nod, and say through slightly gritted teeth, \"I love that for you.\" You desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"222\"\u003esarcastic vegan soap\u003c\/strong\u003e to serve as the ultimate, perfectly passive-aggressive novelty gift. Whether you are quietly judging their sudden career pivot, their latest DIY hairstyle, or their newest toxic romantic prospect, this witty gag gift perfectly captures your hidden sentiments while still looking like you actually care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy This Sarcastic Vegan Soap is Peak Passive-Aggression\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFurthermore, your snark shouldn't require you to compromise on quality. Why settle for a generic, boring present when you can hand over a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"138\"\u003esarcastic vegan soap\u003c\/strong\u003e that is completely serious about luxury skincare? Handcrafted by in-house soap artisans, this dual-toned green and yellow bar is shrink-wrapped with a minimalist kraft brown label that delivers the punchline flawlessly. While the message on the outside is delightfully snarky, the soap itself smells \"so adorable\"—specifically, a fresh Yellow Roses scent that will leave them feeling pampered and refreshed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Questionable Choices\" Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eAdditionally, because every single bar is handmade, no two are ever perfectly identical—just like your friend's uniquely terrible decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eCheck out the coordinates for your next hilariously honest gift:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTheme\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003ePassive-Aggressive Sarcasm \/ Gag Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003eYellow Roses (\"Smells like, so adorable\")\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003eApproximately 6 oz. \/ 170 g\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAesthetic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,1,0\"\u003eDual-Toned Green \u0026amp; Yellow with Kraft Label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClean \u0026amp; Conscious\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,1,0\"\u003e100% Vegan, Organic, and Paraben-Free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEthics\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,1,0\"\u003eStrictly Cruelty-Free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,7,1,0\"\u003eWitty, judgmental, but undeniably luxurious\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eUltimately, it’s time to stop hiding your true feelings and start gifting with radical, soapy honesty. 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You absolutely need our brilliantly jagged \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"148\"\u003ecinnamon heart lip balm\u003c\/strong\u003e in your daily survival kit. This geometrically weird, dark accessory hides a seriously powerful hydration secret. Pop open this edgy red heart to unleash a wonderfully spicy kick. It feels as amazingly good as it tastes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWhy You Need This Cinnamon Heart Lip Balm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eFurthermore, this perfectly weird \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"34\"\u003ecinnamon heart lip balm\u003c\/strong\u003e provides high-performance skincare wrapped in a tough exterior. It powerfully moistens, nourishes, and protects your deliciously dark pout from the elements. \u003cspan class=\"citation-42 citation-end-42\"\u003eIt is packed with incredibly high-quality coconut and sweet almond oils.\u003c\/span\u003e Additionally, Vitamin E provides essential antioxidant armor to keep your smile delightfully soft, smooth, and naturally plumped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_863ef59c5859d30d-34\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eSpicy Ingredients and Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eAdditionally, this geometric shape easily stands out inside your delightfully chaotic purse. It offers incredible natural powerhouses for deep moisture. Check out the highly magical ingredients:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-41\"\u003eCoconut Oil:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-41 citation-end-41\"\u003e Delivers intense, deep hydration.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_863ef59c5859d30d-35\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSweet Almond Oil:\u003c\/strong\u003e Smooths and softens skin rapidly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-40\"\u003eHoney \u0026amp; Beeswax:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-40 citation-end-40\"\u003e Powerfully locks in essential moisture.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_863ef59c5859d30d-36\" data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRosemary Extract:\u003c\/strong\u003e Serves as a fantastic natural antioxidant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-39\"\u003eVitamin E:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-39 citation-end-39\"\u003e Protects against harsh environmental stress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_863ef59c5859d30d-37\" data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eThe Full Witchy Formulation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eConsequently, we heavily believe in total transparency for your darkly beautiful skincare routine. \u003cspan class=\"citation-38 citation-end-38\"\u003eThe full ingredients list includes Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, and Beeswax.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"citation-37 citation-end-37\"\u003eIt also contains Canola Oil, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil, and Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract.\u003c\/span\u003e Finally, it finishes with Honey, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), and Limonene for that perfect pout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_863ef59c5859d30d-38\" data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eThe Ultimate Quirky Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003eUltimately, give your lips some tough love. This fiercely unique treat makes the absolute perfect delightfully weird gift. Toss it into a wicked gift bag or treat your own dark soul. Add this incredibly spicy \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"209\"\u003ecinnamon heart lip balm\u003c\/strong\u003e to your Ziya Blue cart today! Embrace the glorious, geometric madness right now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"27,2,0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rebels Refinery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52365881475377,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Geometric-Red-Cinnamon-Heart-Lip-Balm-Rebels-Refinery-1600986.png?v=1773846378"},{"product_id":"white-chocolate-raspberry-pineapple-lip-balm","title":"The White Chocolate Raspberry Pineapple Lip Balm","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eTo begin with, your darkly beautiful smile deserves a wonderfully weird treat. You desperately need this geometric pineapple lip balm for your daily survival kit. It is a fierce statement piece for your blackest handbag. Open it up to reveal an indulgent white chocolate raspberry scent. This deliciously tart cosmetic perfectly blends creamy sweetness with a sharp, fruity edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWhy You Need This Pineapple Lip Balm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFurthermore, this spiky little hydration hero does not just smell like a delightfully dark dessert. This pineapple lip balm works incredibly hard to repair chapped skin. It is packed with the highest quality coconut and sweet almond oils. These natural powerhouses moisten, nourish, and protect your pout. \u003cspan class=\"citation-34 citation-end-34\"\u003eVitamin E provides essential antioxidant protection against the harsh, unforgiving elements.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_e572922a0a154bf0-39\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eA Wonderfully Weird Formula\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eAdditionally, the unique geometric shape is impossible to lose inside your cavernous tote bag. Formulated with scientific precision, this wonderfully weird cosmetic safely locks in lasting moisture. 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Stand tall, wear your invisible crown, and keep your wonderfully weird aesthetic intact. Add this white chocolate raspberry pineapple lip balm to your Ziya Blue cart today. It is the perfect cheeky gift for your favorite tropical goths.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rebels Refinery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52365889601841,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/The-White-Chocolate-Raspberry-Pineapple-Lip-Balm-Rebels-Refinery-3573152.png?v=1773846378"},{"product_id":"chai-latte-lip-balm-pineapple","title":"Geometric Pineapple Chai Latte Lip Balm","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eTo begin with, who says tropical fruits only belong on the sunny beach? You absolutely need our delightfully weird \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"115\"\u003echai latte lip balm\u003c\/strong\u003e in your daily survival kit. This chic, geometric pineapple package hides a wonderfully cozy secret. Pop open this prickly little fruit to reveal a warming, spiced scent. It is a highly comforting blend of cinnamon, cardamom, and creamy sweetness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWhy You Need This Chai Latte Lip Balm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eFurthermore, this cozy \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"23\"\u003echai latte lip balm\u003c\/strong\u003e means serious hydrating business. It perfectly spices up your daily routine while keeping your smile delightfully smooth. It is packed with incredibly high-quality coconut and sweet almond oils. These natural ingredients deeply moisten, nourish, and protect your pout from harsh environmental stress. 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Toss it into a gift bag for a coffee lover or treat your own wicked self. Sip on hydration and embrace the delightful madness. Add this incredibly cozy \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"235\"\u003echai latte lip balm\u003c\/strong\u003e to your Ziya Blue cart today!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rebels Refinery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52365896778033,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Geometric-Pineapple-Chai-Latte-Lip-Balm-Rebels-Refinery-3583587.png?v=1773846378"},{"product_id":"chocolate-easter-egg-pineapple-lip-balm","title":"The Chocolate Easter Egg Pineapple Lip Balm","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eTo begin with, who says you must wait for a creepy bunny to enjoy sweets? You desperately need this geometric pineapple lip balm for your daily routine. It is a wonderfully weird contradiction. The chic, tropical exterior hides a deliciously nostalgic chocolate Easter egg flavor inside. This delightfully dark treat glides on perfectly smooth. It repairs dry lips without the dreaded sugar crash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWhy You Need This Pineapple Lip Balm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFurthermore, this edgy cosmetic is the ultimate golden egg for your vanity. Packed with high-quality coconut and sweet almond oils, it intensely nourishes your smile. This pineapple lip balm works hard to lock in deep hydration. Vitamin E provides essential antioxidant protection against harsh environmental stress. Enjoy the rich, creamy scent of chocolate with every single swipe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eMystical Specifications and Ingredients\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eAdditionally, this geometric masterpiece easily fits inside your darkest gothic handbag. It makes a bold statement wherever you wander. Formulated with natural powerhouses, it is a calorie-free indulgence. 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