{"title":"Funny Snarky Greeting Cards: For People We Tolerate","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eShop Our \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"9\"\u003eFunny Snarky Greeting Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTo begin with\u003c\/strong\u003e, welcome to our hilariously honest collection of alternative stationery. Explore our carefully curated selection of \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"130\"\u003efunny snarky greeting cards\u003c\/strong\u003e. If you love sharing a laugh with those you tolerate, you are in the exact right place. Our shop truly celebrates the humor in every complex relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFurthermore\u003c\/strong\u003e, we offer a wonderfully unique range of designs for your favorite humans. Upgrade your card game with our incredibly cool and sarcastic messages. You can also find dark, spooky, and science-themed snark here. Every single piece is meticulously crafted to make your loved ones smirk or laugh out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eFind the Perfect Witty Message\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIn addition\u003c\/strong\u003e, finding a thoughtful yet funny sentiment has never been easier. Treat your best friends to our highly rated \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"121\"\u003efunny snarky greeting cards\u003c\/strong\u003e. From gothic illustrations to blunt jokes, we truly have something for every single unique aesthetic. Your messages will certainly be remembered for being as bold as you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUltimately\u003c\/strong\u003e, dive into our fantastic world of paper goods today. Our carefully chosen stationery will easily delight anyone who loves to write. Celebrate your wonderfully unique connections with us. 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Hand it over, light the candles, and celebrate their relentless, continued existence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eOffensive Specs \u0026amp; Hilarious Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHilariously Offensive:\u003c\/strong\u003e The absolute perfect dark humor gift for friends who appreciate top-tier, wildly inappropriate insults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBold Aesthetic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a cheerful birthday cake pattern that creates a fantastic, ironic contrast with the aggressive text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold white lettering loudly reads: \"HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA COFFIN DODGING OXYGEN THIEF!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBestie Approved:\u003c\/strong\u003e Guaranteed to get a massive laugh or a middle finger from anyone sharing your unhinged humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deeply aggressive, unapologetically blunt, and perfectly suited for their stubborn survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Faire","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52259747758385,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Funny-Birthday-Greeting-Coffin-Dodger-Card-Faire-85205810.png?v=1773845219"},{"product_id":"congratufuckinglations-card-funny-dog","title":"Congratufuckinglations Card: Funny Dog Greeting","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eBecause sometimes a regular congrats is an insult to the level of badassery just achieved. 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Featuring a fabulously retro illustration of two impeccably dressed women who look like they have all the answers, the vintage 1950s floral aesthetic perfectly contrasts with the deeply unhinged (yet highly accurate) modern advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Keep Them Out of a Jumpsuit\" Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eAdditionally, the cut-out, typewriter-style text loudly declares: \"Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison.\" It leaves the inside completely blank so you can write your own words of wisdom, making it the absolute perfect pairing for a giant, generously poured glass of their favorite Pinot Noir.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eCheck out the coordinates for your next emergency venting session:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTheme\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003eSassy Friendship \/ The Ultimate Reality Check\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOccasion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003eBad Days, Breakups, or completely chaotic Tuesdays\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003eImpeccably dressed 1950s women with a floral aesthetic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTypography\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,1,0\"\u003eCut-out, typewriter-style text (\"Before you lose your shit...\")\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,1,0\"\u003eBlank for your personal, unfiltered pep talk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,1,0\"\u003eHilarious, grounding, and delightfully unhinged\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eUltimately, it’s time to stop letting your favorite people make questionable decisions when they are stressed. 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